and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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