Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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