Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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