You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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