did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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