So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
tonight lets celebrate not being married
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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