Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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