What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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