big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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