Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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