Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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