i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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