You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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