is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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