don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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