I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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