OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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