i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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