never play flip cup with pint glasses
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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