It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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