if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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