She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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