I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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