I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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