and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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