True but thats because hes a fetus.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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