True but thats because hes a fetus.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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