too bad you live with your parents still
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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