:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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