She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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