You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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