We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
