PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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