I didn't shave. On purpose
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
