Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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