Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Enjoy the penises
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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