Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Randomize