So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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