I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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