I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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