a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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