DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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