dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You ruined the universe
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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