He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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