My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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