Someone shit on the floor
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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