I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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