i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Ketchup is God's man juice
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
