I want to make a zoo with you.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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