its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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