Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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