it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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