And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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