HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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