i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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