It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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